oops
think i figured out how to replicate this (you’re welcome dev team (btw hire me @staff))
- write a tag
- copy text from a tag that has the #
- paste that text into a tag youre *editing* (doesnt seem to trigger on new tags)
it’s werewolf wednesday my dudes
been watching more tiktoks from this twink and honestly this is one of the most interesting academic discussions i’ve seen in a while
just realized the tool i use to download these removes the watermark anyway credit to stanchrissss on tiktok
……….
What the eff, my fuckin retail job pays more than that….
PAY YOUR WRITERS A DECENT WAGE
for those that don’t feel like clicking through:
‘Writing on Twitter, Ziglar revealed that he only made $396 in residuals for the episode “Ribbit and Rip It,” which was arguably the most anticipated chapter of She-Hulk’
Ugh, all these amateurs doing Major-General’s Song parodies about millennials with inexact rhymes!!! This is how you do it:
MILLENNIAL:
I am the very model of a modern, gay millennial,
I’ve information useless and anxiety perennial,
I’m treated with suspicion when I’m not outright infantilized
And miffed at how the internet is ever more mercantilized.
I fret about the dangers of calamity climatical,
And get my hands on media in manner most piratical,
I’m practiced in the art of homosexual effrontery—
Effrontery, effrontery, let’s see…yes!
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!
CHORUS:
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery,
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cunter-unter-y!
MILLENNIAL:
Then I can write a catalogue of epithets Homerical,
And have a handsome person get me nakedly hysterical—
I likely won’t survive to see the U.S. tricentennial,
For I’m the very model of a modern, gay millennial!
CHORUS:
There’s very little chance he’ll see the U.S. tricentennial,
The country won’t last long enough, and he’s a gay millennial!
Just a little daily affirmation:
You’ll never be worse at writing than the people at the CW. Your writing will always be better than Riverdale and the SPN finale. You are a better writer
You will never be worse at writting than Chris Terrio and J.J. Abrams. No matter what else, you will never be the person who wrote “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”
Also, no matter how self indulgent and ridiculous you think your plot is, it will never be as self indulgent or ridiculous as Russell Lewis deciding that the murderer of the week should be a tiger roaming Oxfordshire in a perfectly respectable and realistic detective show.
You may never write “Blink,” but if you have to settle for falling somewhere between Moffat’s best and Moffat’s worst you will STILL never be the person who wrote the Sherlock finale.